Monday, June 21, 2010

No, That's NOT a Water Balloon...


At least that's what the moobat liberals would have you believe. Via Moonbattery.

Yeah, I'll let that sink in just a bit before I go on.

Ready yet? No? Okay...

Yeah. It's going to take a while to clean up all the brain tissue from all the heads that exploded as a result of reading that article, so I'm going to go on while they do so.

How long are we going to let this happen? Kids have more rights than parents these days, honestly. Why not teach abstinence? Why? Because that would deny children the fundamental right of being perverted. Yep, those Founding Fathers, evil racist bigots that they were, didn't include a fundamental right to sexual depravity in that tired old piece of paper we call the constitution. They were just too damned focused on us being able to live our own damn lives without big daddy government getting in the way. Such incredibly shortsighted individuals, those guys.

I can't really say anymore on this that hasn't already been said, so feel free to fill in your own take on the comments section.