Sunday, September 20, 2009

FORE!!!

Great. Just bloody great. In what, compared to the ACORN fiasco, could be considered a completely irrelevant story, Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has decided to crack down on a SPORTING EVENT THAT HE DOES NOT LIKE. As I write this, they haven't reported the story yet, but whenever someone uses the words "crack down" in conjunction with a tyrant like Chavez, it can't mean anything good for the people of Venezuela.

Chavez apparently doesn't like golf. Yes, golf. That wonderful Scottish sport that has been played the world over for decades and centuries, is no longer acceptable in Chavez's book. I don't know why because I haven't heard the story yet, but what in the world could you possibly have against golfing? It's insane. Did he get hit with too many golf balls while depriving his people of their God-given rights to free speech and press?